legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

Me: yehdjsjw jdkdlen fuldlld

Dentist: please don’t talk when my fingers are in your mouth

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

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iminstitches442:

iamnotover:

hungoverandhard-up:

robynjaja:

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

YES, EVERYONE!! Read this! You’re wonderful!

i havent seen this for one year.

im so glad its back on my dash

(Source: dutchster)

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final-dedicati0n:

rwby-aciel-pithos:

I will never not reblog this.

​this is one of the most haunting, sad and beautiful documentaries I’ve watched, and I’ve watched an awful lot of documentaries…

(Source: vrueppellii)

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thattallnerdygirl:


-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

thattallnerdygirl:

-diagonalley:

miss-darling-clementine:

simplyalexandermason:

I feel like they just conspired together…

THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME.

This is so adorable!! 

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whitebeltwriter:

l-u-n-a-c-i-e:

mymusickeepsmealive:

fangirltothefullest:

FUCKING WATCH THIS

You really should watch this like rn

WATCH WATCH WATCH

Y
E
S

(Source: missrep)

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skinwhiteassnow:

i fucking love elephants so much. have ever since i was in like grade 5 when we had to pick an animal to do an assignment on

(Source: pikagif)

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bigbootybitch420:

bueno:

is this breaking bad

jesse looks so young in the first season aw

I

(Source: thehuglife)

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mind-palace-impala:

Benedict being unbearably cute during a ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy’ interview

X

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